True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...