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A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Politicians accident
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Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
New scientific theories II
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Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...