Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...