Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...