The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...