Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...