make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...