Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...