John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...