A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...