The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...