Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...