Murphy said to his daughter
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Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
The complaint letter from Judi
The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
The government cuts costs
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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...