What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...