Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...