Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...