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When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Hair Up
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The Marv Albert Song
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Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
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man’s idea of housework?
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Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...