Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...