Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...