Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...