The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...