Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!