Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...