Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....