Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....