Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...