Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...