Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.