Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...