Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75