Cross mouse cards!
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Lawyer’s personal injury
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One plus one are two
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Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Explaining his claim
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Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
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Doggie Fashion
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Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.