You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...