Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...