Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...