Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...