Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...