Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...