Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Play the Office Game
|Here’s a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.