A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...