Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...