The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
A cold winter night
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There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Company buzz words
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Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...