Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...