Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...