Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...