Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...