Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
New officer efficiency
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Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Condom Brands
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A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....