Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...