A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...