LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...