tadpole feel lonely
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Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...