English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...