Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...