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I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
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Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
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Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Why married women get heavy.
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Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Bad Japanese economy
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