Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...