Difference between a cat and a dog…
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A killer butterfly!
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Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
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How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)