The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...