Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...