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Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
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A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
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Why Men Prefer Blondes
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Elephants IV
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A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...