If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...