Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...