The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...