Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...